hey-o
i'm moose (not kaspleenfa) and i'm a dude who only relates to fictional characters
interests include cephalopods, gratuitous bodily harm, theological fiction, artificially flavoured blue raspberry, the occult, and comic books
person(s) angry about shipping
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? A: I WANT TO PROFESSIONALLY CUDDLE FAT PEOPLE
if youre chubby chances are i want to cuddle you with great force
a norse myth
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i dont get it this isnt even a joke
(Source : kim-jong-healthy, via hockeytier)
every year my school has a drunk driving thing in which they basically attempt to scare us straight
wowgay a demandé: dear mr moose i luv u a lot
i feel i might have told you this before but i once saw a trailer for a porno called whorrey potter and the sorcerer’s balls. ron weasley was an absolutely ripped black man and one of the more prominent characters was fag hagrid. (“fagrid” must have been too obscure for the pornography demographic i assume)
kate
moshimoshilokidesu a dit : hi uvu
i’ll kiss you
moshimoshilokidesu
no
(via sakaarson)
this is professor indiana jones levels of obscene mr ruffalo
if there’s a url on my dashboard i don’t recognise i just assume it’s jade
moshimoshilokidesu
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